What the heck!

PL ingat nak start satu blog mengenai diri creator PL larrr(ayat ngengade)..                                        AMACAM??ADA SETUJU KA??

WTF!macam la orang nak kesah sangat dengan guwa kan..ape je la yang ade kat guwa nie..dah la tak handsome..macho je sket..hahah

Ok2..papehal pon, guwa ingat nak start satu belog yang guwa nak jadikan macam diari guwa la..hey korang ingat diari tuh tak penting kerr??penting la weyy,,,ianya(bapak skema!) penting untuk korang me'revise' balik ape yang korang dah buat dalam sehari tuh..but, there's is one problem occured (menganjing punyer english guwa..sory la..guwa tak pandai nak speaking..malu doh!)

GUWA TAKDE MASA!!

Hadoii...ape la yang guwa buat pepagi nihh...merapu bangat sihh!papepon, korang tunggu la kemunculan belog terbaru guwa..yang akan guwa namakan..

Mmm..

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Takdak idea pulokk!cilake!nanti lah..nak tidoq lu..fyi, entry nie guwa buat jam 7.35 a.m n guwa ade kelas kol 2 nanti..Chiakkk sungguh!!

p/s: Sumpah PL buat belog nie dalam keadaan bengang. Mana tak nye. Antivirus corrupted. Charger rosak. Line tenet cam naharem. Hadoi macam2 dugaan PL latey nih..papepon, Good Morning Peeps!guwa nak tido lu..babai!

Kesengalan Artis Malaysia

HAHAHA..sumpah PL tak tahan dengan kesengalan artis-artis wanita kat Malaysia. Jawapan2 yang dieorang bagi memang tak munasabah dan logik. Ade ke patot nak pakai tudung pon nak tunggu masa yang tepat n nak pakai sopan pon tggu dah tua nanti coz sedang jadi model skang nie..adoii..ang nie takdak akai ka??malaikat maut tuh tak tunggu ko dah tua nak cabot nyawa korang sumer..bile2 mase je cik adik oyy..so bawak2 la tobat keyh y'all..

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p/s: Lama gile kot PL tak update..huhu

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p/s: Apa pula pendapat korang?

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Ayat-ayat power lepas kawen :p

Sebelum Tido:

6 minggu: Selamat tido Sayaaang, mimpi indah ya, mmmuahhhhh.

6 bulan: Tolong matikan lampu tu, silau aah.

6 tahun: Sana sikit lah... Tido kalau tak mengepit tak bole ker???!

Pakai Toilet:

6 minggu: Tak apa, U masuk ler dulu, I tak kisaaahhhh

6 bulan: Lama lagi ke ke kt dalam nih?

6 tahun: Brug! brug! brug! (suara pintu digegar), kalau nak bertapa pi lah gunung ledang sana !!!

Balas SMS:

6 minggu: Iye Sayang, jap lagi I sampai rumah. Sayang, I belikan murtabak favourite U ye Sayang...

6 bulan: Trafik jam aah

6 tahun: K..

Dating process:

6 minggu: I love U, I love U, I love U.

6 bulan: Of course I love U.

6 tahun: Iyalah!! kalau I tak cintakan U, buat apa I nikah dengan U???

Pulang Kerja:

6 minggu: Sayaaang, I dah balik nih...

6 bulan : I'm BACK!!

6 tahun: Masak apa hari ini??

Hadiah (ulang tahun):

6 minggu: Sayang, I harap U suka cincin yang I beli untuk U ni

6 bulan: I beli lukisan, nampak sesuai dengan suasana ruang tengah.

6 tahun: pakai duit u sendirilah apa yg U nak.. i takde duit.

Telefon:

6 minggu: Baby, ada org call u nih..

6 bulan: Eh... Your call...

6 tahun: WOOIII TELFON BUNYI TUUUHHH.... ANGKAT AAAAAHHH!!!

Masakan:

6 minggu: Wah, tak sangka I, pandai U masak.Rasa pun sedappp...!!!

6 bulan: Kita makan apa malam ini??

6 tahun: HAH!! LAUK INI LAGI?

Memaafkan:

6 minggu: Sudahlah, tak apa, dah pecah pun, nanti kita beli lagi yang lain,eh?

6 bulan: Hati-hati la, nanti jatuh tuh..

6 tahun: Orang dah ckp byk kali pon tak paham!!

Baju baru:

6 minggu: Aduh sayang, U seperti bidadari dengan pakaian itu..

6 bulan: Lah... Beli baju baru lagi?

6 tahun: DAH BERAPA RIBU HABIS BELI BAJU TU???

Merancang Holiday:

6 minggu: Macam mana kalau kita jalan-jalan ke Amerika atau ke tempat yg U nak honey?

6 bulan: Kita ke Bukit Bintang aje ler... Senang sikit tak perlu naik flight...

6 tahun: JALAN-JALAN??? DUDUK RUMAH AJE TAK BOLEH KE? BUANG DUIT JE!

TV:

6 minggu: Baby, kita nak tengok cite apa malam ini?

6 bulan : Sekejap eh, citer bagus ah.

6 tahun: JANGAN TUKAR-TUKAR BOLE TAK..??

p/s: betul ke cmni?? (*_*)

Lipstick

What happens to the Lipstick used by the ladies.


5% of the Lipstick is sticked to the cutlery.

25% of the lipstick goes to Tissue Paper & Cotton Tabs at the time of removeing the Make Up.

15% of the Lipstick goes in Drain at the Time of Washing Face & Lips.

10% is Dumpped in the Garbage as Unused.

5% of the Lipstick is found in the Womens Stomach Due to Newer Flavours & Essences.


And the remaing 40% of the Lipstick I Gaurantee you that you will find it in Man's Stomach!!

p/s: Tujuan PL menggunakan kaler font yang gelap tapi bercahaya adalah untuk membuat mata korang sumer berpinar..HAHAH!

Lawak #6

Manager asked sardar at an interview.
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it? 
Sardar replied: -P-O-S-T-B-O- X. 


After returning back from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife, 
Do I look like a foreigner? 
Wife: No! Why? 
Sardar: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner? 


One tourist from U.. S.A. asked Sardar: 
Any great man born in this village??? 
Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!! 


Lecturer: write a note on Gandhi Jayanti 
So Sardar writes, "Gandhi ji was a great man, but I don't know who is Jayanti 


When sardar was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver adjusted the mirror. Sardar shouted, 
"You are trying to see my wife? Sit behind. I will drive. 


Sardar: My mobile bill how much? 
Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123 to know current bill status 
Sardar: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL. 



Sardar: I think that girl is deaf.. 
Friend: How do u know? 
Sardar: I told her that I Love her, but she said her chappals are new 



Friend: I got a brand new Ford IKON for my wife! 
Sardar: Wow!!! That's an unbelievable exchange offer!!! 



Teacher: Which is the oldest animal in world? 
Sardar: ZEBRA 
Teacher: How? 
Sardar: Bcoz it is Black & White 



Sardar attending an interview in Software Company. 
Manager: Do U know MS Office? 
Sardar: If U give me the address I will go there sir. 



Sardar in airplane going 2 Bombay .. While its landing he shouted: " Bombay ... Bombay " 
Air hostess said: "B silent." 
Sardar: "Ok... Ombay. Ombay" 



Teacher: "What is common between JESUS, KRISHNA , RAM, GANDHI and BUDHA?" 
Sardar: "All are born on government holidays...! !! 



Sardar: Miss, Did u call my mobile? 
Teacher: Me? No, why? 
Sardar: Yesterday I saw in my mobile- 1 Miss Call". (Had never thought of it) 

Nilai Sebutir Nasi untuk Renungan Bersama

 Orang tua berkata jangan buang nasi kerana nasi yang terbuang tu menangis. Sebenarnya kata-kata ini menggalakkan kita supaya jangan membazir walaupun sebutir nasi. Orang kita kalau makan nasi memang biasa terbuang nasi. Bukan hanya sebutir nasi malah berbutir-butir nasi yang melekat di jari terus dibasuh tangan. Malah ramai yang membuang bukan sebutir sepinggan dan mungkin seperiuk pun ada kerana tak habis makan.

Bayangkan jika setiap orang di Malaysia membuang hanya 3 butir nasi sekali makan. Rakyat Malaysia pada Jun 2010 ialah 28.9 juta orang menurut Utusan Malaysia.

Jika setiap kali seorang membuang setiap kali makan cuma 3 butir nasi, sudah menjadi 86.7 juta butir nasi. Ini paling sedikit, benarkah orang kita hanya membuang 3 butir nasi setiap kali makan?

Bayangkan dalam 1 kg beras mengandungi 50,000 butir beras. Jadi dalam 86 700 000 butir nasi di bahagi dengan 50, 000 sudah menjadi 1734 kilo beras terbuang sehari!

1 kilo beras boleh cukup untuk makan seramai 10 orang, maka 1734 kilo beras boleh memberi makan kepada :
1734 X 10 = 17,340 orang.

Ini untuk sekali makan, kebiasaan orang kita makan nasi 2 kali sehari, bayangkan…Sehari boleh menyuap untuk 34,680 orang bagaimana kalau sebulan? Bagaimana kalau setahun?

Mereka yang memerlukan,

Oleh itu janganlah membazir walau pun sebutir nasi. Sebutir nasi sejuta keringat. Jangan membuang walaupun sebutir nasi! Mungkin ini antara hikmah Rasulullah SAW mengajar kita menjilat jari selepas makan supaya sebutir nasi pun tidak membazir.

Sarapan pagi yang berubah tahun demi tahun selepas berkahwin

1st Year

2nd Year

3rd Year

5th Year

10th Year

20th Year

25th Year..!!

p/s: Kah3!tapi harap-harap la bakal bini PL tak camni ek..bakal bini PL kan comel gituu..haha..

Gambar yang dihasilkan menggunakan teknologi kamera 50-an

Wokay..hari nie kite boleh tengok kalau jalan kat mana2 tak sah kalau tak jumpa orang yang bawak kamera DSLR. Bajet pandai pakai la pulak..heheh(untuk segelintir je yek)Tapi diorang tak tau yang teknologi zaman dulu pun sama hebat dengan zaman sekarang. Papepon, mari kita lihat bagaimana setup untuk kamera 50-an nie..Zass!

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Jenis-jenis Motor

Lubang Bumi

Kejadian yang menggerunkan ini baru je berlaku baru-baru ni.  Tapi kejadian ni memang membuka mata PL bahawa bumi memang berada di penghujung usia. Malahan, bumi sekarang memang sudah uzur dan tua. Papepon, mari kita sesama lihat gambar2 yang berlaku di Jerman dan sama2 la kita insafi akan kebesaran yang Maha Esa.

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English is a Funny Language

In what other language do people drive in a parkway and park in a driveway?

Why does night fall but never break and day break but never fall?

Why is it that when we transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when we transport something by ship, it's called cargo?

Why are people who ride motorcycles called bikers and people who ride bikes called cyclists?

In what other language do they call the third hand on the clock the second hand?

Why is it called a TV set when you get only one?

Why - in our crazy language - can your nose run and your feet smell?

Sometimes you have to believe that all English speakers should be committed to an asylum for the verbally insane:

If olive oil is made of olives, what do they make baby oil from?

If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian consume? 

A writer is someone who writes, and a stinger is something that stings.

But fingers don't fing and grocers don't groce.

If the plural of tooth is teeth, shouldn't the plural of booth be beeth?

If the teacher taught, why isn't it also true that the preacher praught?

If harmless actions are the opposite of harmful actions, why are shameless and shameful behavior the same?

English is a language in which you can turn a light on and you can turn a light off and you can turn a light out, but you can't turn a light in;

In which the sun comes up and goes down, but prices go up and come down.

In which your nose can simultaneously burn up and burn down and your car can slow up and slow down, in which you can fill in a form by filling out a form and in which your alarm clock goes off by going on.

English is a crazy language. What is it that when the sun or the moon or the stars are out, they are visible, but when the lights are out, they are invisible; and why when I wind up my watch, I start it, but when I wind up this essay, I shall end it?

Tricky Plurals
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We'll begin with a box, and the plural is boxes;

but the plural of ox became oxen not oxes.

One fowl is a goose, but two are called geese,

yet the plural of moose should never be meese.

You may find a lone mouse or a nest full of mice;

yet the plural of house is houses, not hice.

If the plural of man is always called men,

why shouldn't the plural of pan be called pen?

If I spoke of my foot and show you my feet,

and I give you a boot, would a pair be called beet?

If one is a tooth and a whole set are teeth,

why shouldn't the plural of booth be called beeth?

Then one may be that, and three would be those,

yet hat in the plural would never be hose,

and the plural of cat is cats, not cose.

We speak of a brother and also of brethren,

but though we say mother, we never say methren.

Then the masculine pronouns are he, his and him, but imagine the feminine, she, shis and shim.

Lets face it, English is a crazy language!

Senjata Penjara

Hye sumer!! Wah2..apa kabar korang sumer??rasa nya lama kot PL x meng'update blog nie..bz giler PL skang nie..mane tak bz nye..bukak2 sem dah banyak gler workpaper kena buat..huu..ok orait2..skrang nir PL nak buat entry pasal made in PRISON! hamboihh..mat2 banduan nie memang ganas la wey..coz senjata yang diorang buat bkn biasa2..malahan amat berbahaya..jum layan senjata2 yang diorang yang unik lagi ganaz nie..ZASS!

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